Propaganda poster painting of the orange kitten with a tall flat black haircut and dark tunic, pointing to the horizon in front of red sunburst rays and a crowd of cheering cats

Gato wif Undercut, $UNDERCAT

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In a world where every dog got a hat...

Small orange kitten standing on its hind legs by a table leg, looking up with huge sad eyes
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For years he stood by a table leg with the saddest eyes in crypto.
Nobody ever bought him a hat.

He wanted something they couldn't take off.

The kitten in a red barber chair with a white cape while a barber shaves the side of its head

3 AM. A basement barbershop.
"The Ambitious. Sides to the skin. Top to the heavens."

The kitten waving from a stone balcony above a huge crowd of cats, red banners on the facade

He stepped onto the balcony. Nobody cheered. Cats don't cheer.
But nobody sold either.

The kitten at a huge wooden desk signing a paper with a fountain pen, a red wax seal on the page

That night he founded the Republic of the Litter
and signed Decree No. 1.

Hats come off. Haircuts are forever.

Decree No. 1

From the desk of the Supreme Leader of the Litter. Effective immediately.

  1. Every holder of $UNDERCAT is a citizen. Every citizen gets the cut.
  2. Hats are permitted, but considered weak.
  3. Paper hands will be sentenced to the bowl cut. No appeals.
  4. Sad eyes are allowed. Selling is not.
  5. The chart may go down. The hair never goes down.
  6. All jeets are hereby exiled to the litter box.
Signed,GatoSupreme Leader of the Litter

Claim your citizenship

Four stamps on your paperwork, then the Republic issues your ID.

  • WalletInstall Phantom or any Solana wallet. Guard the seed phrase like state secrets.
  • Load SOLBuy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
  • pump.funOpen $UNDERCAT on pump.fun. Always check the CA against this site.
  • The cutSwap SOL for $UNDERCAT and set the pfp. Welcome, citizen.
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Citizen ID office

Type your name or @handle. The Republic will print your papers.

No papers issued yet.

Post my ID on X

The Five-Year Plan

Five years in crypto time. So roughly five days.

  1. Year 1

    The Curve

    Climb the bonding curve one haircut at a time.

  2. Year 2

    King of the Hill

    Take the hill. Plant a small red flag on it.

  3. Year 3

    Graduation

    Leave the curve. Enter the open market with dignity.

  4. Year 4

    Mass Haircut

    Every pfp on the timeline gets the cut.

  5. Year 5

    Unification

    All cat coins kneel. The dog keeps his hat. Gato is merciful.

This plan is a meme. Plans in this Republic change whenever the Leader takes a nap.

Pledge allegiance

Post a slogan, or copy it for the group chat.

  • Hats come off. Haircuts are forever.
  • Wif hat was a hat. This is a lifestyle.
  • Sides to the skin. Top to the heavens.
  • Paper hands get the bowl cut.
  • The chart may go down. The hair never goes down.
A colossal bronze statue of the kitten with its flat-top haircut, waving from a granite pedestal over rows of tiny cats and red flags at dawn

Glory to the Litter

$UNDERCAT. Now showing on pump.fun.